Sunday, May 8, 2011

Lugnut's Darkest Hour

Lugnut is stunned, mouth agape.

"..." - Lugnut, speechless at the sight of Rotormaster's light-piping.


However, all of this impressive showmanship has placed a spotlight on Lugnut's disability. You see, no Lugnut has light-piping that works. So non-functional was Animated Lugnut's light-piping that Hasbro painted over it for the atomic repaint in an effort to hide his shame.

"Why has the glory of Megatron forsaken me?!"

What is a Decepticon if they cannot take a disadvantage and turn it into an advantage? Imagine Optimus Prime taking a stroll one night that leads him to a dark alley. His glorious blazing blue eyes give away his position and in the shadows lurks a monster...

This is how Animated should have ended.

Lugnut, my dear fellow, I think you're going to be alright.

4 comments:

Mattersmasher said...

Crikey, but isn't United Lugnut shiny! What's he like build quality wise, especially the cockpit?

Anonymous said...

Plastic quality is the same as RTS Lugs, but his paint apps can be spotty. That is actually my second United Lugnut, the first one was sent back because his yellow stripes were smudged beyond recognition.

BuddhaCon said...

I dig this figure.. I think i will have to get him.

Anonymous said...

lol

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