A mysterious object...

Hello hello, what is this monolith? It appears to have some strange, ancient markings...

..."Mattel 1985", bloody hell I was three years old! Let's take a different view of this mysterious object...

What is this thing? It's obviously a block of some kind, but is there more than meets the eye?

Aha! The mystery is revealed, it's some kind of blocky transformer...or maybe a Transforming Block! Regardless, it's a duck. A transforming ducky block from my childhood, isn't he great?

The side view makes more sense of his duckularity, he's worn, but has held up pretty well over the years.

So that's it really, a genuine Transforming Block! Just one more picture to haunt your nightmares:

This one is eerily reminiscent of those anti-abuse adverts.

-Mattersmasher